spiritdick:

I want to know why


starweilder:

trying to figure out someone else’s shower


elflizard:

Best $1.85 I have ever spent.


I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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analghost:

firelord obama leads the fire nation’s first strike


meladoodle:

me after sex: hey how much xp did i just earn


bronybf:

just got “hentai” tattooed on my lower back!!  it’s japanese for love :)


sodamnrelatable:

nicolascagesempai:

Writing an essay

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Finishing the essay

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Turning the essay in

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aliengutz:

edenwolfie:

my year 8 students had to do a budgeting activity pretending they were living out of home on $2000 a month and I find this written on there help I can’t fucking breathe

pretty much my life right now. 


katiekatkkm:

I can’t decide if Taylor or Nikki’s reaction is better


ICF